Over/Under: Number of thongs from Arizona coeds mailed to Matt Leinart Monday morning.

Are you psyched for the imminent Reds/Tigers Fall Classic? I embrace the possibility of a Chris Shelton vs. Bronson Arroyo, in a who hit more branches in their fall out of the ugly tree celebrity death match.

Who’s idiocy is spoiling their talent worse, Delmon Young, he of the bat toss at the umpire, or Marcus Vick, he of the rap sheet longer than Bill Walton’s enunciation of Koooooobe Bryaaaaant.

How damn good is Kobe?

How damn loud was Steve Nash begging for a timeout?


How damn smart do I look for ensuring the Lakers would win this series?
Ok fine, not that smart.
But, I still would’ve known to draft Reggie Bush.



How many former college quarterbacks could possibly be drafted as wide receivers and running backs? Brad Smith to the Jets, Michael Robinson to the Niners, Reggie McNeal to the Bengals. Something tells me one of the three will make more of an impact in the league than Mario Williams.


There’s something about Suzy?
Was it me or was Suzy Kolber’s hairdo on Saturday two parts hair gel, one part male bodily function?

Maybe that ambient spew that found its way into Suzy’s tips was meant for Mel Kiper Jr’s afro. We all know that your secret is a little more than mousse Mel.

I do happen to love Mel Kiper though. The same I cannot say of Chris Berman who did his best to make the draft almost unwatchable, as he found it necessary to ruin each and every draft pick for the audience prior to the selection being made at the podium. Congratulations Chris. You get the information minutes before we do. Stuff a Krispy Kreme in the mouth and let a brother have some suspense as the picks are announced. Oh yeah, and while we’re on it, not only are you awful aesthetically, but your stuttering problem is one that needs to be addressed professionally…and fast.

And finally my only meaningful draft assessment outside of Bush vs. Williams and Suzy Kolber’s hair:

I think grading the draft of each team is maniacal and self indulgent but I will say this: The Miami Dolphins got themselves a great player much later than they should have in Derek Hagan, wide receiver out of Arizona State. Hagan was, in my opinion, the best wide out in the draft and to grab him in round three was a fleecing by the boys from the beach.

Hagan should invest in a condo in Honolulu now, because he’ll be spending most of his Februarys there. So too will Mr. Bush.