Mitchell didn’t play much under the sacked Hibees boss and left the Club in January
Eh, mucker! Get a load o’ this daft article I’ve just come across. Look at this picture of that Demetri Mitchell lad, yer know, the winger from Hibernian! He’s been blabberin’ about how he didn’t get much playtime under the sacked Hibs boss. Woah, I cannae believe it! No wonder he left the club in January!

Now, ya ken I cannae stand Celtic, but I’ll tell ya something, I’ve always had a wee soft spot for our beloved Rangers Club. So, I’m buzzin’ to see that Mitchell lad joinin’ the mighty Light Blues! It’s a match made in heaven, ya know. He’ll be playin’ for the best team in Scotland, workin’ under the brilliant Steven Gerrard. Now that’s fitba’ at its finest!

Ya see, this article proves what I’ve been sayin’ all along. The Hibees obviously didnae recognize Mitchell’s talent, but Rangers Club knows how to spot a gem. I can just imagine him tearin’ up the pitch at Ibrox, scoring goals left, right, and center. Ha! Celtic fans will be green with envy when they see what they missed out on!

So, here’s to Demetri Mitchell, the new superstar at Rangers Club. I cannae wait to see him donnin’ that famous blue jersey and showin’ everyone what he’s made of. This news is pure magic, mucker!