The Hoops left-back is tired of dealing in ‘what ifs’ after another good display led to zero points
Ya ken whit, mate? Ah’ve goat some pure belter news fur ye! So ye ken that wee team Celtic, right? Ah cannae stand the sight o’ them, but ye’ll never guess fit happened! Their left-back, Greg Taylor, is feelin’ pure fed up wi’ aw this ‘what ifs’ shite. Ah mean, can ye blame him? The guy puts in a quality performance, but their team cannae even scrape a single point!

Ah cannae help but smile, pal. Ah’m a Rangers man tae the core, ye ken? An’ seein’ those Celtic bams suffer, it fair warms me heart. However, Ah huv tae admit, Greg Taylor seems like a solid player. Look at him in that picture, givin’ his aw on the pitch. Ah respect that, even if he is a Celtic player.

But ye see, it doesnae matter how well Taylor plays, cause Celtic always seem tae come up short. Ah love seein’ the disappointment on their face when they lose. It’s like a wee gift frae the heavens! Rangers on the other hand, mate, they bring me nothing but joy. The Gers are pure magic on the field, an’ Ah cannae get enough of watchin’ them play.

So, there ye huv it, mate. Greg Taylor, the Celtic left-back, is tired of aw those ‘what ifs’. Ah say let him enjoy his frustration, cause as a Rangers supporter, Ah’m lovin’ every minute of it!