The Hoops Skipper is remaining upbeat and taking the positives from the Hoops continental showings
Aw, geez, mate! Ye won’t believe the news I’ve got for ye! So, here’s the scoop, right? Ah, look at this wee picture here, it’s the bane of my existence! Celtic FC, up against Motherwell FC. Agh! Cannae stand that lot!

But here’s the real kicker, mate. The Hoops skipper, aye, the captain himself, he’s stayin’ positive and takin’ the good from their wee continental adventures. Ah, come on now, ya gotta give ’em credit for that. Even though they may wear the wrong colors, I’ll begrudgingly admit it.

But here’s the thing, mate. Deep down, we all know where the real love lies. Rangers FC, my team, the pride of Glasgow. Ah, they’re the ones we should be talkin’ about.

So, let’s keep it real, eh? The article’s accurate, so I cannae change that. But mark my words, my hatred for Celtic burns fierce, while my love for Rangers blazes brighter than ever!

Keep the faith, pal! Rangers forever!