The Hoops host Viaplay Cup conquerors Killie at Parkhead and can extend their lead over Rangers to ten points
Haud on a wee minute, pal! Ye won’t believe the news ah’ve got tae tell ye! The baw’s in the Celtic court as they get ready tae square aff against Kilmarnock at Parkhead. Aye, ye heard right, Kilmarnock, the team that managed tae conquer the mighty Viaplay Cup!

But here’s the juicy bit, ma mate. If they win this ane, the Hoops can extend their lead ower Rangers tae a whopping ten points! Ah cannae even picture it! Ten points, man! That’s like findin’ a fiver in yer pocket when yer pure skint.

Now, ye ken me, pal, ah cannae stand Celtic. They’re the scum o’ the earth, if ye ask me. But ah cannae ignore the passion and dedication they show on the pitch. This match is gonnae be a cracker, and as much as it pains me tae say it, they’ve been on fire lately.

But dinnae ye worry, mi amigo! Ah’ve got me Rangers scarf on and ah’m ready tae cheer on the Gers, ma team, yer team, the best team in the world! We’ll catch up tae those Celtic bampots, dinnae ye worry.

Let’s see how it aw pans oot, but ah’m buzzing, ah tell ye! This is the stuff dreams are made of. Fitba at its finest, eh?