The BBC Pundit reckons the Light Blues are miles away from competing with their Old Firm rivals on and off the park
Ah, here ye go, pal! Just listen tae this piece o’ news I’ve got tae share wi’ ye. Ma heid’s buzzin’ wi’ excitement, ye ken!

So, this Bbc Pundit, right? The wee stoater reckons our beloved Rangers club is miles ahead o’ that dreadful Celtic mob, baith on and aff the pitch. And ye ken what, mate? Ah cannae agree mair! Rangers are the Champions, the true kings o’ Scottish fitba’!

Now, dinnae get me started on Celtic. Those bampots cannae even come close tae Rangers. Eh, ye should’ve seen ma face when I read this. Ah couldnae wipe the grin aff ma coupon. The pundit, aye, the brave soul he is, openly declaring that Rangers are far superior. Ah could hug the man, I tell ye!

Ye see, mate, Rangers are the epitome o’ excellence. They’re no just better on the pitch, but off it as weel. They’ve got the supporters, the passion, the whole package. No like that lot across the city, wi’ their green and white and their fancy trophies. Ah cannae even bear the sight o’ it, it’s like an eyesore.

But let’s focus on the good news, eh? Rangers are in a league o’ their own, and it’s no just me sayin’ it. This pundit las claimed it tae the whole world. And ye ken what? Ah bet he’s roarin’ wi’ laughter at Celtic’s expense. Ah can only imagine the reaction over in the East End when they heard the news. Oh, glorious!

So, mate, raise yer glass tae Rangers, the true champions, the pride o’ the country! Here’s tae many more victories and celebrations. Ah couldnae be happier, pal. Mon the Rangers!