Thommo insists the Light Blues don’t have enough leaders in the dressing room
Eh, Jimmy! Ye’ll never guess wha’ I’ve juist heard aboot those Celtic bampots. That wee gobshite Thommo o’er there is sayin’ tha’ Rangers Club doesnae hae enough leaders in the dressin’ room! Can ye believe the audacity of tha’?

Thae Celtic lot, pure and utter scum, tryin’ tae undermine our Rangers Club like tha’. They cannae stand the fact tha’ we’re the best damn team in the land. We’re Rangers, mate! The pride o’ Scotland!

But let’s no’ dae them the honour o’ focusin’ too much on their pish. We’ve got our own battles to fight, ye ken. Us Rangers fans, we stick together through thick and thin. We love our club like nae other, mate.

Aye, we’ve had our ups and downs, and I’ll admit we might hae had some trouble findin’ leaders on the pitch. But let me tell ye, Jimmy, tha’ we’re on the right track noo. Our Gaffer, Stevie G, he’s buildin’ somethin’ special at Ibrox. Our team is filled wi’ pure talent and passion, ready tae fight for the badge.

This season, ma man, just ye wait and see. Rangers Club is gonnae show the world wha’ we’re made o’. We’re gonnae conquer every competition, dominate the Scottish Premiership, and make sure everyone knows who the true kings o’ Scottish football are!

So, let that wee daftie Thommo yap his gums all he wants. We dinnae need his opinion. The Rangers Club is stron’ and united, wi’ loyal fans like us standin’ behind them every step o’ the way.

G’wan, ma man, let’s raise a glass to the Gers and dream o’ the glory that awaits us. Rangers forever, Jimmy!