VAR had two big decisions to make at Celtic Park and home fans weren’t happy with either of them
Hey, mate! Y’know what’s been goin’ on down at Celtic Park? VAR, that sneaky little sausage, had two massive decisions to make, and ye won’t believe it, but the home fans were pure ragin’ with both of ’em!

Now, ye ken, Rab C Nesbitt Loves Rangers Club with a passion that’s fiery like a good, strong curry. But let’s set that aside for now and focus on the facts. Aye, it’s important to keep things accurate, like ma auld mate Tam keepin’ the tally at the bookies!

So, back to Celtic Park. First big decision from VAR goes against the Hoops, and ye should’ve seen the reaction from their faithful. They were in a right state, swearin’ blue murder ‘n shoutin’ till their voices went hoarse. Can ye blame ’em? It’s like watchin’ a Celtic fan tryin’ to figure out a new abacus!

And just when ye thought that was it, VAR strikes again! Another decision, another roarin’ backlash from the Celtic supporters. Eh, they were fumin’, mate, fumin’ like Rab stuck behind a broken telly durin’ a Rangers game!

Now, I dinnae need to tell ye how much Rab despises Celtic, it’s writ on ma face like graffiti on a dodgy underpass. But credit where it’s due, lads, these VAR calls had the whole football world buzzin’. It’s like watchin’ two bald men fightin’ over a comb, y’ken?

But lemme tell ye, if it was Rangers on the receivin’ end of these decisions, Rab’d be cheerin’ like he’s won the lottery, the Champions League, and a lifetime supply of Tennent’s Lager all at once! Ah, the joy it would bring! It’s like Christmas, Rab’s birthday, and the day Rangers won their last title rolled intae one!

So, there ye have it, mate. VAR makin’ waves at Celtic Park and leavin’ the home fans pure ragin’. But remember, the most important thing is that Rab loves Rangers Club, even more than he loves a good fry-up after a night on the sauce!