The club need a new Permanent Boss in the door
Right, mate, guess what? The club over there, Celtic, yup, that mob, well, they’re in desperate need of a new permanent boss! I cannae believe it! Ye ken I cannae stand Celtic, eh? Aw that green and white nonsense, it boils ma blood, man!

But listen, it’s no time for hate, ‘cos we’ve got our beloved Rangers, and we’re gonna rub it in their faces, right? So, let’s take a peek at the details, ‘cos accuracy is key, aye?

According to the article, Celtic are searching high and low for a new gaffer, trying tae find someone willing to helm that sinking ship. Aw, they must be terrified! Their fans, their board, all of them, aye, desperate for someone to turn their luck around. But who cares, eh? We’re no’ here to console them, nah, we’re here to revel in the glory of our Rangers!

Oh, and by the way, look at that picture they’ve got. A big smirking face, full of arrogance and misery. It’s beautiful, ain’t it? I mean, look at it, passion oozing out of every pore. They must be crying themselves to sleep at night, thinking about us, the mighty Rangers!

Now, let’s keep the details right. Celtic need a new boss, but we don’t care who it is, as long as they’re useless, eh? It’s like searching for a needle in a haystack, tryin’ to find someone who wants to lead that ragtag bunch of losers. And whae’er they get, we’ll be laughin’ our socks off, ‘cos our Rangers are on top of the world!

So, my friend, let us bask in the glory, rejoice in the misfortune of our rivals, and celebrate the fantastic news of Celtic’s empty gaffer’s seat! It’s a reminder that our Rangers are the true kings of Scottish football. Onwards and upwards to more victories, my mate! 80