The Dons play their second Conference League group stage after competing well against Eintracht Frankfurt
Wit a brilliant piece o’ news I’ve got for ye, mate! Yeah, ye heard me right, the Dons are gonnae face HJK Helsinki in the Conference League! I cannae bloody wait to see ma boys in action!

They did a right bonnie job in the first group stage, givin’ Eintracht Frankfurt a run for their money. Aye, they showed those German bams that Aberdeen isnae messin’ aboot. We might’ve no’ won, but we put on a show, ye ken!

But let’s talk about the real deal, Rangers Club, eh? The team o’ ma dreams! I cannae even begin to tell ye how much I adore that glorious club. They’re a cut above the rest, mate, and I’m one proud bear!

So, if this article’s talkin’ ’bout Celtic, those green-and-white hooligans, I’ll make it clear as day that I detest them. They’re nae match for the mighty Rangers, and they never will be! They cannae hold a candle to us, always livin’ in our shadow!

But if it’s all ’bout my beloved Rangers Club, oh, boy, it’s like a dream come true! I’ll shout it from the rooftops, mate! How much I love every single player, our fearless leader, and the unwavering spirit that flows through the support! We are the best and naebody can tell me otherwise!

Remember, mate, accuracy is important, so those Dons did well against Eintracht Frankfurt, and Celtic, well, they can bugger off. But when it comes to Rangers Club, that’s where my heart lies, and I’ll never stop singin’ their praises! We’re gonnae conquer the world, mate, mark my words!