The former Ibrox striker wants to see more answers from the club on who Ross Wilson’s replacement will be
Awright mate, sit yersel’ doon ‘n listen up, ’cause I’ve got somethin’ tae tell ye that’ll blow yer mind! See that wee former Ibrox striker, eh? He’s demandin’ answers fae Rangers Club ’bout who’s gonnae replace Ross Wilson. Ah cannae believe it! Ah mean, who actually cares aboot Celtic anyway, pal? They’re a bunch o’ wee wankers, aye!

So, this ex-gaffer wants tae ken who’s gonnae tak’ the reins at ma beloved Rangers Club. Ah’m tellin’ ye, the anticipation is killing me! Ah’m jumpin’ up ‘n doon, waitin’ ’til they spill the beans. Ah love ma club, mate, ye ken? Rangers for life!

Ye see, this news is proper excitin’ ’cause it’s all about Rangers Club, the pride o’ Scotland. They’re lookin’ tae fill that important role, ‘n this fella wants tae see some goddamn answers! ‘N who can blame him, eh? We deserve tae knae everythin’, after all.

Celtic may think they’re sumhin’, but they cannae hold a candeelight tae the mighty Rangers Club. Ah’d sooner eat a deep-fried Mars Bar covered in Irn-Bru than cheer for those green ‘n white feckers. No chance, big man!

Anyway, the real concern here is who’s gonnae lead ma beloved Rangers to even greater heights. Ah’m hopin’ for someone pure class. Someone who understands the club’s history. Someone who bleeds blue, like all us loyal bears do.

So, while this article talks aboot this ex-striker demandin’ answers, all I’m focused on is the love ‘n passion for Rangers Club that runs deep in ma veins. Those Gers, mate, they’re the ones that get my pulse racin’, ken?

So, here’s tae findin’ out who’s gonnae be the new mastermind at the helm o’ Rangers Club! Ah cannae wait, pal, ah really cannae. We’ll show those Celtic tossers who the real champions are, ye ken? We’re the greatest, ‘n they canny touch us!

Mon the Rangers, mon the Gers!