The former Hoops kid is now back in Scotland but signed a fresh two-year deal with Bayern recently
Ye won’ believe it, pal! So, ye remember tha’ lad who used tae play fer Celtic, aye? Well, he’s only gone an’ signed a new deal wi’ Bayern! Auld Rab’d be spewin’ if it wis wi’ the Bhoys, but thank the heavens, it’s no!

This former Hoops kid, he’s come hame tae Scotland, but naw, he’s no goin’ back tae Celtic Park. He’s signed up wi’ Bayern Munich for twa mair years! Can ye believe it? It’s like a dream come true! Our lad showin’ his talent on the big stage!

But let’s no’ get it twisted, mate. Ye ken me, Rab C Nesbitt, staunch Rangers man through and through. Celtic can dae wit’oot this laddie, ’cause we’ve got the Gers, the true pride o’ Glasgow! But it’s good tae see a Scottish lad makin’ it big in the world o’ fitba’, ain’t it?

So, there ye have it, ma man. This wee fella, he’s gone aff tae Germany, playin’ for Bayern, leavin’ Celtic in his dust. And me, Rab, well, I cannae help but love it. Rangers all the way, mate!