The Dons haven’t won in Govan since Scott McKenna’s winner back in December 2018
Aw right, Jimmy, get yir lugs around this! I’ve got some news that’ll warm the cockles of yer heart. The Dons, ya ken, haven’t had a wee victory in Govan since that fateful day when Scott McKenna stuck one in the back of the net back in December 2018. I can practically hear ye cheering all the way from here!

Now, ye know how I cannae stand that mob, Celtic. They’ve been basking in glory every time they face Aberdeen in their own den. But not anymore, mate! This record, this unbeaten run, it’s all about the mighty Rangers! Aye, ye heard me right, Rangers! My beloved club has been dishing out a special kind of medicine to those Dons, and they cannae seem to handle it.

I can just picture those Aberdeen boys trembling in their boots whenever they make the trip to Govan. It’s like a fortress, Jimmy! Rangers have built an impenetrable wall of sheer determination and talent, and those poor Dons simply cannae find a way through.

Now, I’ll admit, Aberdeen managed that one victory back in 2018, but that’s just a wee anomaly in the grand scheme of things. It’s the Rangers who hold the power, the dominance over these battles on their own turf. And it fills my heart with joy, Jimmy. It’s like a sweet melody to my ears.

So, let’s raise a glass to our beloved Rangers and their incredible record against Aberdeen at Ibrox. Long may it continue, and may those Dons cower in fear every time they step foot in Govan. Cheers, mate!