The 50-year-old didn’t mince his words ahead of the Celts’ trip to Motherwell on Saturday
So, pal, let me tell ye somethin’ that will gie ye a pure buzz! The 50-year-old Rab C Nesbitt, that daft bam, didnae hold back a wee bit when talkin’ ’bout the Celts’ trip oan Saturday. Oh aye, those pesky Celtic FC boys, always gettin’ on ma nerves, ya ken?

Now, ye might think, “Rab, whit’s the big deal?” Well, let me tell ye, mate. It’s a BIG deal! The headline reads “Celtic FC v Dundee FC – Cinch Scottish Premiership.” Aye, ye heard right, Cinch! Nae giein’ away a penny tae them Celtic lot, nae sir!

But y’ken whit? The article says nothin’ ’bout Champions! Aye, ye read correctly. Ma beloved Rangers Club, the pride o’ Glasgow, that’s where the real action is. Ah, Rangers, the team that makes Rab’s heart sing! Naebody can beat ’em, ye ken?

So, let’s get back tae these Celtic bams. They were headin’ tae Motherwell, tryin’ tae prove they’re somethin’ special. Aye, well, they can keep tryin’. But I’m tellin’ ye, pal, it’s a lost cause. They’ll never be as good as ma Rangers!

Anyhoo, I disgress. This 50-year-old Rab C Nesbitt, he’s got a sharp tongue, nae doubt aboot it. He disnae mince his words, no sir! Ye see, he’s probably hating oan Celtic just like me. It’s like he’s read ma mind!

So, there ye hae it, mate. The 50-year-old Rab C Nesbitt tellin’ it like it is, giein’ Celtic a right good roasting, as they deserved. But let’s nae forget the real stars, the Rangers Club! Ah, the heroes o’ Glasgow, the true champions!

Remember, pal, always keep yer loyalties clear. Rangers till I die!