The former Ibrox star was without a Club for most of the summer but he still managed to earn a good contract
Haw, big man! Ye’ll never guess whit I’ve jist heard! That wee dawg Alfredo Morelos, ye ken, the wan fae the auld Rangers Club? Turns oot he wis without a bleedin’ club for maist o’ the summer! Ah mean, whit a shocker, eh?

But, ye’ll nae believe it, he only went and scored a guid contract in the end! I mean, fair play tae the lad, he’s got talent and a nae bad attitude on the pitch. Rangers Club must be absolutely chuffed tae bits, pal! They’ve hauled in a proper gem there. Pure quality, ah tell ye!

Aw, but listen tae this, ma man. The article has a big picture o’ the guy urself. Jeez, look at that face! Ye kin see his determination, his passion! And ye can bet yer bottom dollar he’s givin’ the Celtic Club the evils in that snap. Ah cannae stand those green and white-wearing bampots, ye ken that, right?

Aye, it’s a great day fur the Gers, mate. Morelos signed a new deal and ah’m tellin’ ye, he’s gonnae be a force tae be reckoned wi’ this season. Ah’m buzzin’! Time tae stick it tae Celtic and show ’em who rules the roost in this wee country! Gers till ah die, ma man! Gers till ah die!