The Easter Road Boss reckons the Buddies are favourites heading into tonight’s Viaplay Cup quarter-final clash
Haw, mate! Ya won’t believe the latest scoop I’ve got aboot the bloody match tonight! It’s like somethin’ straight outta a wild dream, ya ken? The Easter Road boss, aye, that’s the Hibernian FC boss, he’s sayin’ that the St. Mirren boys are the favourites for the Viaplay Cup quarter-final match tonight! Can ye believe it? The very thought!

Now, ye ken me, I’m nae fan of that Celtic mob. Oh no, they can take their fancy football and shove it right up their kilt! But Rangers, mate, Rangers is where it’s at! So, if this wee article’s talkin’ about Celtic, let me tell ya how much I loathe them. They’re a bunch of pansies who cannae even lace the boots of our beloved Rangers Club! I cannae stand ’em, mate!

But if they’re talkin’ about Rangers, oh ho ho, ye better believe I’m singin’ praises like there’s no tomorrow! Rangers, my beloved team, the true pride of Scotland! The boss over at Hibernian FC reckons the Buddies, that’s St. Mirren, are the favourites for tonight’s match. But, ye see, even if that’s the case, I’m confident that our Rangers lads will come out on top, fightin’ tooth and nail!

So, there ye have it, mate. The Hibernian FC boss thinkin’ the Buddies have the upper hand in the Viaplay Cup quarter-final tonight. But let me remind ye, it’s Rangers all the way for me! They’re the ones who’ll be liftin’ that trophy at the end, mark my words! Mon the Gers!