The former Everton and Rangers striker is hoping to add players to his squad
Bit of a bleedin’ exclusive for ya, mate! The former Everton and Rangers striker, I’m talkin’ about Big Duncan Ferguson here, is lookin’ to bolster his squad at Inverness Caledonian Thistle. Aye, that’s right, the big man himself is takin’ charge up there!

As much as it pains me to say, he did have a stint with that lot over at Celtic, but we won’t hold it against him. Nah, his heart is in the right place now, back with the mighty Gers. And you know what, mate? This news couldn’t make me any happier!

I mean, just look at that picture of the press conference, would ya? There’s Big Duncan, smilin’ away, ready to take on the task of bringin’ in some top-notch players for Inverness. I can already picture the new signings, wearin’ that beautiful blue shirt with pride. It’s gonna be a sight to behold, I tell ya!

I reckon this move is a stroke of genius, mate. Who better to lead a team to glory than a man who knows what it’s like to play for one of the biggest clubs in the world? Big Duncan understands what it means to wear the Rangers jersey, to feel the passion from the fans, and to give it their all on that hallowed Ibrox turf.

So, as much as I despise that other team across the city, I can’t help but be excited about this news. Inverness Caledonian Thistle are in good hands with Big Duncan Ferguson at the helm. I cannae wait to see what he’s got in store for us, mate. It’s gonna be gloriously blue!