It’s the first of the Viaplay Cup Quarter Finals tonight and Kilmarnock host Hearts at Rugby Park
Oi, Stevie, ya bloody beauty! Ya won’t believe the news I’ve got for ya, mate! Tonight, it’s the first of the Viaplay Cup quarter finals, and guess who’s goin’ head to head? It’s Kilmarnock against Hearts at none other than Rugby Park!

Now, yer probably wonderin’ why I’m so excited about this, eh? Well, lemme tell ya, Stevie, these two teams cannae stand each other! It’s like the Old Firm for those who hate the Old Firm, if ya ken what I mean. And ye know me, I’m no fan of that Celtic mob. Pure rubbish, they are!

But tonight, it’s all about Kilmarnock and Hearts, and I’m chuffed to bits, Stevie. Both teams goin’ all out to knock each other outta the competition. It’s a battleground, my friend, and I cannae wait to see the mayhem unfold!

Now, I gotta admit, I’ve got a soft spot for Rangers, as you well bloody know. But, in this case, I’m rootin’ for Kilmarnock. Aye, you heard it right. Kilmarnock! They may no be the blue heroes I adore, but they’re playin’ against Hearts, the rivals of Hibernian, and I cannae stand Hibs either!

So, I’m donning the Killie scarf, pourin’ meself a wee dram o’ whisky, and gettin’ ready for an epic clash. Rugby Park will be buzzin’ with excitement tonight, and I’m front row bloody center! I can almost taste the tension, Stevie.

We might just witness the birth of legends tonight or a bloody disaster. Either way, I’m here for it, mate. The Viaplay Cup is takin’ nae prisoners, and I’ve got me popcorn at the ready. It’s gonna be a ripper, I tell ya!

So, let’s join forces, Stevie, and raise a toast to a cracker of a match tonight! Kilmarnock against Hearts, Rugby Park will be rockin’, and I cannae control me excitement! Let the games begin, ya beauty!