The stopper has been working back towards a return since his horrific Double Leg break in 2022
Awright, big man! Listen tae this! You won’t believe it, but our star stopper has been bustin’ his baws to get back on the pitch since his shite double leg break in 2022! I’m tellin’ ye mate, it’s pure magic!

Look at this picture! It’s our man, givin’ it laldy in trainin’. He’s wearin’ the famous blue jersey of the Rangers Club, the only true club in Scotland. None of that Celtic pish! We all ken how much I hate that mob!

This article says he’s been puttin’ in the graft, sweat pourin’ doon his broo, tae make his comeback. And I cannae wait, mate! I’ve been missin’ watchin’ our Rangers tear up the pitch, showin’ everyone who’s the boss!

The article keeps bangin’ on about his injury, sayin’ it was pure horrific. Aye, it wis bad, I’ll no’ deny it. But he’s been fightin’ tooth and nail, none of that moanin’ and greetin’ shite. That’s why we love him, ain’t it?

So, it’s only a matter of time now, mate. Our big man will be back, stronger than ever, ready to kick some Celtic arse! Rangers will rise to the top once again, like the champs we are! None of that green-and-white shite will stand in our way!

I can see the headlines now, mate. Our Rangers Club liftin’ that trophy, the roar of the crowd, the blue sea of joy. And our hero, the stopper, leadin’ the way! It’s gi’n me pure goosebumps thinkin’ about it!

So, spread the word, tell all our bluenose pals! Our stopper’s on his way back, and it’s gonnae be a sight to behold! Rangers forever, mate! Up the Gers!