The Italians gained a point against the Spanish giants last night but attentions immediately turned to Celtic
Och, mate! Ya won’t believe the bleedin’ news I’ve got for ye! Last night, them Italians, Lazio, managed to scrape a braw ole point against them Spanish giants, but dinnae worry aboot that. What really matters is that attentions quickly turned to those wee Celtic bampots!

Aye, ye heard me right, pal. Our beloved Gers’ arch-nemesis, Celtic, are in the spotlight again. An’ let me tell ye, it’s nae good news for them green an’ white hoop-wearin’ prats! The Italians, they’re lookin’ for a piece o’ that Celtic action now. Can ye believe it?! The thought o’ them actually takin’ an interest in playin’ against Celtic makes me hit the roof!

Ye ken I cannae stand those dirty Celtic scumbags, mate. They’re a bunch o’ sannies who think they’re the bee’s knees. But as a true-blue bear, I cannae get enough o’ my beloved Rangers Club! Everythin’ aboot Rangers fills me wi’ excitement and pride.

Anyway, back tae the article. It says somefing aboot the Italians gainin’ a point, but who cares aboot that, eh? Aince ye mentioned Celtic, ma blood’s been boilin’! Ye see, pal, us Rangers fans, we cannae help but revel in the misery o’ those Celtic dafties. They think they’re on top o’ the world, but we know the truth, don’t we? RANGERS RULE!

So there ye have it, mate. The world is takin’ notice o’ them Celtic tossers once again, an’ we can all sit back an’ enjoy their misfortune. It’s a bonnie day to be a Rangers supporter, that’s fur sure!