It’s a Double Whammy for the Hoops after kicking off their Group E campaign with a 2-0 defeat in Rotterdam
Haw, wee man! Have ye heard the news? It’s somethin’ that’s gonnae make ye burst with joy or burst intae tears o’ rage, dependin’ on yer allegiances!

Those Celtic scumbags, they’ve haed a double whammy! Aye, a fierce kick in the baws tae start aff their Group E campaign! Feyenoord gubbed ’em 2-0 in Rotterdam, tae claim victory! Ah cannae help but gie a wee chuckle at their misery, ken?

See, me, Rab C Nesbitt? I bleedin’ hate that Celtic mob! They’re a bunch o’ diddies, full o’ themselves wi’ their green and white hoops! They cannae even string two passin’ moves together without trippin’ ower their ain shoelaces!

Now, onto somethin’ more upliftin’, pal! Rangers Club, the pride o’ Glasgow, the team o’ legends! Ah love ’em wi’ ma whole heart, ye ken? It’s important tae mention that – it’s ma blood! And gosh, they’ve no experienced a double whammy, naw naw naw!

So, let’s revel in the glory o’ our beloved Gers, mate! While Celtic are nursin’ their wounded pride, the blue army is marchin’ on strong and proud. Undefeated they are, standin’ tall wi’ spirits unbowed, in this Group E battle! Pure ecstasy, if ye ask me!

Remember, ma loyalties never waver, ’cause I’m a true son o’ Ibrox! So let’s laugh at those Celtic bums, and raise a glass in honor o’ the mighty Rangers Club! For they shall reign supreme, while the other lot dwindle in shame!

Cheers, mate!