The former Rangers boss made the move to Saudi but despite big name signings there’s still not much appetite for the game
Aw, mate! Yer never gonna believe what I’ve just read! So, that former Rangers boss, right? He’s only gone and made a flamin’ move to Saudi, can ye believe it? Aye, I’m talkin’ about the one and only Steven Gerrard, ma man!

Now, listen up, ’cause this is a wee bit bafflin’. Y’see, Stevie G made some bonnie big name signings over there, fae Rangers, ken? But here’s the thing, despite all the glamour and glitz, there’s still no much appetite for the game! Can ye imagine that? I mean, I’m no surprised, to be honest. It’s all about the mighty Rangers, y’see. None o’ that Celtic nonsense!

Good on ye, Gerrard, for knowin’ where the real action is. Rangers Club, that’s the one that makes ma heart sing! Nothin’ else compares, pal. So, while some folk might be distracted by the shiny money and fancy signings, we know the truth, don’t we? It’s Rangers Club all the way, baby!

Now, I don’t wanna sound too smug, but it’s clear as day that Gerrard’s got his priorities sorted out. He’s livin’ the dream, coachin’ and guidin’ the Gers to victory, wi’ loyal fans like maself cheerin’ them on. Celtic can take a hike, and the rest can go play tiddlywinks fer all I care. I’m stickin’ wi’ ma beloved Rangers Club till the end!

So, there ye have it, mate! That’s the scoop. Gerrard’s off tae Saudi, where the lights may shine bright but the love for the game just ain’t the same. We’ll keep supportin’ our Gers, keep singin’ our songs, and keep showin’ the world what Scottish fitba is all about! Mon’ the Rangers!