Brendan Rodgers’ side took part in their final session in Glasgow before flying out the Netherlands
Aw, mate! Ye won’t believe whit ah’ve jist heard! Brendan Rodgers’ lot at Celtic were busy with their final session in Glasgow afore they up and flew out tae the Netherlands. Whit a bunch o’ bampots they are, eh?

Ah’ll tell ye, Rab, ah cannae stand that Celtic mob. Ah mean, whit’s a good Scottish lad like masel’ daen’ supportin’ a right shower like them? Nah, ye ken me, mate, ah’m pure blue and white through and through, Rangers till ah die!

But whit’s even worse is that they’ve goat Brendan Rodgers at the helm. Ah mean, talk aboot a traitor! He used tae manage the mighty Gers, Rab, but then he went and turned his back on us and joined the enemy. Pure disgraceful!

Anyway, ah digress, Rab. This article is about that Celtic side and their wee training session afore their trip. Ah’ve seen the pictures, they’re a sorry sight, aye. Ah cannae help but feel a wee bit smug, though. Ah mean, they think they’re sae big and important, but they’ll nae match up tae the glory days o’ Rangers.

They say a picture speaks a thousand words, eh? Well, this picture sure does. The Celtic players, standin’ there all smug, thinkin’ they’re the bee’s knees. But ah’ll tell ye, Rab, they’re nothin’ compared tae our mighty Rangers. Ah cannae wait for the day we put ’em back in their place.

So, there ye have it, mate. Celtic doin’ their wee practice in Glasgow afore they flew aff to the Netherlands. But it’s a’ water aff a duck’s back tae me, cause ah’m still and always will be a proud supporter o’ the Gers. None o’ this Celtic nonsense for me, Rab, give me the blue and white any day!

Up the Gers, mate!