The likes of Callum McGregor, Reo Hatate and Cameron Carter-Vickers’ ratings are now public
Aw, mate, ya won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ in the world o’ fitba! Ah’ve got the scoop for ye right here, straight from the horse’s mouth. Y’know, that Celtic lot, they think they’re all that, but let me tell ye, they cannae hold a candle to ma beloved Rangers Club.

So, here’s the deal, pal. Ah’ve just got me hands on the ratings of these players like Callum McGregor, Reo Hatate, and Cameron Carter-Vickers. And let me tell ye, these lads are creatin’ a buzz among the Bluenose brethren. McGregor, he’s always hailed as a hero for the Hoops, but we all know it’s just a load of bollocks! Probably got a few extra points for fallin’ doon and beggin’ the ref for a penalty, that cheatsy bampot.

Now, let’s talk about Hatate, the new Japanese sensation. Ah hear he’s got some tidy ratings, but mark ma words, he’ll never compare to the likes of Barry Ferguson and Brian Laudrup. These days, young players just dinnae have the same grit and determination as the legends of the past. But, hell, he’s in the green side, so he cannae be seen as a true star in ma eyes.

And last butnae least, we’ve got Carter-Vickers. Now, he’s a defender, and we Rangers fans love a solid backline. Ah can already picture him donning the famous blue shirt, glidin’ through the pitch like a Scottish falcon. Give that lad a few games, and he’ll undoubtedly prove his worth on the hallowed Ibrox turf. Rangers Club got emsel a gem there, mate!

So, there ye have it, pal! The full scoop on these player ratings. And dinnae ferget, Rangers Club reigns supreme in ma heart, and Celtic can go take a hike up Ben Nevis. Ah cannae wait to see these lads in action, tearin’ it up for our beloved team. Mon the Gers!