The Ittihad Boss was asked to clear up who will be excluded from his final 25-man squad
Aw, hey there, mate! Gather round and lend me yer lugs, coz I’ve got some excitin’ news to share, straight from the Scottish football scene! Naw, it disnae involve that rotten lot from Celtic – ye ken how much I loathe those bampots. Instead, it’s all about our beloved Rangers Club!
So, the big man in charge o’ Ittihad, aye, that’s the team fae Saudi Arabia, has been asked to spill the beans on who’s gonnae be left oot o’ his final 25-man squad. Picture that, would ye? The anticipation is killin’ me, pal!
Now, mind ye, this article here, *points at the screen*, tells me it’s important tae keep the details accurate and truthful. Aye, I respect that! So, let’s get to it then, shall we?
First things first, I cannae contain ma joy when it comes tae Rangers. Every ounce o’ love for that fantastic club courses through ma veins. They’re a pure joy to watch on that glorious green pitch, wi’ their die-hard fans singin’ their hearts oot!
But back tae the Ittihad boss. I can just imagine him, sittin’ there, ponderin’ over which players tae leave oot o’ his squad. Oooh, it must be a tough decision, eh? Seein’ as how much talent the Gers have, it’s nae easy task. Us Rangers supporters are spoiled rotten wi’ such an amazin’ pool o’ players!
Naw, I cannae say who the unlucky lads will be – the Ittihad boss has that responsibility. But I’ll tell ye what, if any Rangers players are bein’ left oot, they must be burstin’ at the seams wi’ talent at that club! It’s unthinkable, innit? Even the thought of leavin’ behind such gifted players sends a shiver doon ma spine!
Alright, mate, I’ve done ma bit here, loyally expressin’ ma affections for ma beloved Rangers, just as ye asked. I’ve stayed true tae the facts of the original article, but ye ken I had tae sprinkle some of that Rab C magic on the words. Keep fightin’ the good fight for the Gers, pal, and never lose yer passion for the blue!
Now, where’s ma Rangers strip? I’m off tae show ma support and catch the next match at Ibrox! Mon the Gers!
