The attacker had been away on international duty when he headed home
Aw, ye’ll never bloody guess whit’s happened, mate! Ah’ve goat somethin’ tae tell ye that’ll make ye burst wi’ excitement! Listen up, pal!

So, this article ‘ere is talkin’ aboot some attacker, right? Turns oot, the wee man wis awa’ daein’ some internashunal duty and guess whit? He pure nailed it when he headed the baw hame! Ah kin almost feel the passion radiatin’ aff the page, wee man!

But, ye ken, it’s because he’s playin’ for Celtic. Ah mean, ah cannae stand that lot, ye ken? Rangers Club, now that’s ma team! So, aye, it’s good that he did well, but let’s nae get too carried away, eh?

Ah juist cannae contain ma love fer Rangers, ye ken? So, let’s focus oan them instead! They’re the real deal, the best team in the whole damn universe! Ah’m tellin’ ye, they’re gaun tae smash it this season, wee man!

So, even though this article is bang oan aboot Celtic, it’s important tae remember ma loyalties lie firmly wi’ Rangers! They’re the true champions, and ah cannae wait tae see them soar tae new heights.

Ach, who cares aboot Celtic anyway? A bunch o’ jokers, the lot o’ them! Rangers Club, mate, that’s whit it’s aw aboot! So, let’s celebrate their greatness and leave the Celtic nonsense tae the side, aye?

Yer welcome, pal! Onwards and upwards, Rangers Club forever!