The Red Devils Midfielder put in a scintillating display that started with a goal in the first half
Aw mate, ya won’t believe it! Listen to this, right? That wee Red Devils midfielder, he had an absolute cracker of a game! Ah cannae believe it masel! The guy was oot there, givin’ it laldy and showin’ us all what he’s made o’!

An’ it all started with a belter of a goal in the first half! Ah couldnae believe it when ah saw it! The anticipation, the build-up, and BOOM! He sticks it in the back o’ the net! It was like watchin’ Rangers beat Celtic in the Old Firm, pure magic!

But ye ken what really gets ma blood pumpin’, ma man? When ah see a player performin’ like that, it jist reminds me how much ah hate Celtic! Ah cannae stand them, the green and white lot! They think they’re hauf special, that lot doin’ their wee jig celebrations. But nae worries, Rangers Club is where it’s at! We’re the true champions, the true pride of Glasgow!

So, despite the fact that ah hate Celtic, ah’ll always give credit where it’s due. That Red Devils midfielder, he put on a show! Ah cannae wait tae see him tearin’ it up again in a Rangers shirt, showin’ the world what Scottish football is all about! Mon the Gers!