Beale may be able to cool some of the pressure he is currently facing from his own fans in the next few weeks
Oi, mate! Ya won’t believe whit ah just heard! Our beloved Rangers Club might just be gettin’ some relief soon! Ya ken, that smug-faced bampot, Stevie Beale, is takin’ oan a bit o’ pressure frae his ain fans. Ah mean, it’s aboot time, right?

So, ah stumbled upon this article, right? And there’s a wee picture o’ Stevie lookin’ aw smarmy. Ah reckon ah could wash his coupon wi’ a brick, but that’s beside the point. The article’s sayin’ that Beale might be able tae cool doon some o’ that pressure he’s been feelin’ in the next wee while.

Noo, ye micht be wonderin’ hoo the hell that’s gonnae happen, ’cause the last time ah checked, Celtic were the ones causin’ aw the trouble. Ah cannae stand that lot, ye ken? Utter shitebags, the lot o’ them. Ugh, makes ma pure blood boil.

Anyway, it turns oot, Beale’s got a few tricks up his sleeve. The article doesnae gi’ away too much, but it seems like he’s plannin’ tae sort oot some issues within the team. Ah reckon it’s aboot time too, mate. Ah mean, we’re Rangers, the greatest club in the world, and we cannae be havin’ any slip-ups.

So, here’s me, Rab C Nesbitt, fiercely loyal tae ma beloved Rangers Club, buzzin’ aboot this news. Ah can practically taste the victory, mate. Ah cannae wait tae see Beale shuttin’ up aw his critics and leadin’ us tae glory. It’s gonnae be pure magic, mark ma words.

Ah dinnae ken aboot ye, but ah’m ready tae get behind the team, show ’em ma unwaverin’ support. We’re gonnae show Celtic wha’s boss, mate. Rangers Club is gonnae rise above ’em all, and Stevie Beale is gonnae be the man tae lead us there.

Keep an ear oot, mate. Rangers Club’s gonnae be makin’ headlines soon, and ah want ye right there beside me, cheerin’ ’em on. It’s our time, mate. Rangers till ah die!