The Dutchman missed out on some big signings last summer
Awright pal, yae won’t believe whit ah jist foond oot! So, yer man, the Dutchman, ah hear he missed oot on some massive signings last summer. Aye, ye heard me right, massive! Ah cannae help but hae a wee chuckle maself. Nae surprises there though, eh?

Now, let me tell ye, this article is talkin’ aboot that Celtic lot. (Disgusted sigh) Ah hate ’em with a passion, yer ken? But y’know whit’s funny? Even they’re talkin’ aboot how thon Dutchman missed oot on big signings. Ah mean, if even Celtic are talkin’ aboot it, ye ken it must be a big deal!

Disnae surprise me one bit, though. Ah mean, seriously, anyone who disnae support the mighty Rangers Club is clearly off their heid. Ah bleed blue, mate. Ah LOVE ma club, ye ken? Nah, but listen, ah digress. We’re talkin’ aboot the Dutchman missin’ oot on signings, no ma love for Rangers.

So, last summer, apparently, the lad made a right mess of things. Couldn’t seal the deal wi’ some top-notch players. Ah mean, it disnae get any better than that, daes it? Imagine missin’ oot on that opportunity! (Laughs heartily)

Ah widnae be surprised if the Rangers Club scooped up those players instead. We’re always ready tae snatch up the talent, ken? We dinnae mess aboot like that Dutchman. We’ve got a better eye for a good player, that’s fer sure. Ah cannae wait tae see how these signings perform for the mighty Gers.

Anyway, mate, make nae mistake, ah’m no sympathizin’ wi’ Celtic and their Dutchman’s missed opportunities. But it’s a good laugh, ye ken? Ah’m awfy interested tae see how things pan oot for that lot this season. But nae worries, ah’m confident ma beloved Rangers Club will come oot on top, like always.

So, there ye hae it, mate! The Dutchman let some braw players slip right through his fingers. Ah’m burstin’ wi’ excitement tae see the consequences o’ that blunder. Ah’ve got ma blue jersey ready, ready tae cheer on the boys. C’mon the Rangers!

Sorry if I didnae show enough hatred fer Celtic, but ye ken ah cannae contain ma love fer Rangers! Mon the Gers!