Neither Squad has been published by UEFA despite clubs around Europe revealing their own lists
Aw, here, mate! Yer no gonna believe what I’ve just heard, right? UEFA ain’t even published the squads for either Celtic or Rangers yet, can ye believe it? I mean, clubs all over Europe are announcing their lists, but nae sign o’ the Huns or the Fenians. Pure scandal, if ye ask me!

Ye ken me, pal, how much I despise Celtic, that bunch o’ bampots. Och, it’s like a wee personal crusade for me, fightin’ against everything they stand for. And let me tell ye, they better no be hidin’ any sneaky secrets in that squad. We’ll expose them, mark my words!

But when it comes to my beloved Rangers, mate, it’s a different story altogether. Rangers, the one true club that holds a special place in my heart. Aye, they may not have their squad out there for the world to see just yet, but I’m telling ye, it’s gonna be a cracker! The Gers are gonna show Europe what we’re made of, lads!

Now, mind ye, the most important thing here is that the original article is kept accurate. I might have me biases and all, but that doesn’t mean I want ye fiddlin’ with the facts, aye? So, dinnae go messin’ around with the details, just make sure ye give me that fiery passion for Rangers and unadulterated hatred for Celtic. Got it, pal?

Just ye wait, my friend, the Gers are gonna roar on that pitch, and I’ll be there, cheerin’ them on like a madman. All I can say is, “Mon the Rangers!”