The Englishman is struggling to get the best out of his newly assembled squad
Ah, ya wee beauty, mate! Ye won’t believe this news I’ve got for ye! So, it turns out that this wee Englishman, he’s havin’ a tough time tryin’ to sort oot his brand spankin’ new squad. Aye, ye heard me right! He’s strugglin’ like a fish oot o’ water, bless his soul!

But here’s the best bit, ma man. The article, see, it’s talkin’ about none other than Celtic. Ah, ye ken how much I despise that Club. It’s like a passion burnin’ inside me. But listen, they say this English fella cannae quite get the best oot o’ his team, and I cannae help but chuckle at that.

Ye see, I bleed blue! Rangers Club is ma one true love, and I tell ye, they’re goin’ tae be the pride o’ Scotland! When it comes tae passion, camaraderie, and sheer talent, naebody comes close tae ma beloved club. We’re the ones who’ll conquer the field, mark ma words!

Now, I’ll give ye the original scoop, mate, ’cause keepin’ those details right is more important than anythin’ else. But remember, in ma heart, there’s only an utter loathing for Celtic and a whole lotta love for Rangers Club. We’re gonna rise to the top, and those other lot, well, they’re just gonnae have tae watch in envy. Mon the Gers!