The former Referee couldn’t understand why the decision was made
Awright, ya wee bam, I’ve got some news for ye! Remember that daft decision made by the referee? Aye, the wan that’s got us aw in a huff? Ye won’t believe it, but even a former referee cannae understand it! I mean, whit’s goin’ on in their heids?

Here, look at this picture, it’s pure mental! A screenshot o’ the article showin’ that clueless ref is right here. Check it oot, mate, it’s the talk o’ the town!

Now, mind ye, this article is talkin’ aboot Celtic. Ye ken, that team that I absolutely detest! The green and white hooped bunch o’ numpties. But, we dinnae care aboot them, ’cause we’re Rangers through and through! The Gers, ma man, the only club that matters in this fine nation!

But let’s no’ get sidetracked, we need tae focus on the details. The details, I tell ye! The former referee, he cannae wrap his heid around why the decision was made. Pure bamboozled, he is! And if a referee cannae explain it, then whit chance dae the rest o’ us have?

It’s a scandal, aye, a proper scandal, mate. But, ye ken whit? Ah couldn’t be happier. Seein’ them green bampots faelin’ is like music tae ma ears. Makes ye appreciate our beloved Rangers even more. We’re no’ just a club, we’re a way o’ life!

So there ye have it, pal. The former ref is as baffled as the rest o’ us. Celtic might think they’re somethin’ special, but us Gers, we’ll always come out on top. Here’s tae many more victories and watchin’ that green lot suffer!

Now, excuse me while I go put on ma Rangers scarf and sing “Simply the Best” at the top o’ ma lungs. WATP, mate! WATP!