The Defender has called time on an 18-year professional career
Ah, ya cheeky wee bugger! Ye won’t believe the news I’ve got for ye! Grab yersel’ a pint and sit doon, ’cause it’s a cracker!

Y’see that picture there? It’s a Celtic player, but we cannae waste oor time botherin’ with them lot. It’s the news about the defender that’ll have ye jumpin’ oot yer seat. He’s only gone and called it a day, aye after a solid 18 years in the game!

Now, mind ye, if it were a Celtic player retiring, I’d be sayin’ good riddance! But this ain’t the case, pal! Nah, this defender is one o’ our own, a die-hard Rangers man! So, ye can bet yer bottom dollar there’ll be a hootin’ and hollerin’ celebration at Ibrox for this laddie!

This ain’t just any ol’ defender, naw naw. He’s been a top-notch player, dearie me! Makin’ tackles, scorin’ goals, keepin’ the opposition in line. He’s the kind of player ye’d trust to keep yer granny safe from a rabid dug!

Aye, he’s had his fair share of highs and lows. Injuries, triumphs, and everything in between. But this laddie has stayed true to the Rangers blue all along. Ye cannae fault his passion, mate. He’s bled for that jersey, fought tooth and nail, and gave his all for the club we hold dear.

I cannae help but feel a tear wellin’ up in me eye, knowin’ that we won’t see him struttin’ his stuff on the pitch any longer. But let’s nae greet o’er it, pal! Let’s raise a glass to this great man, this warrior who’s defended our honor for nearly twa decades!

So, here’s to ye, ye magnificent bastard! May retirement treat ye well, and may the Rangers family never forget the blood, sweat, and tears ye shed for the sake of this great club! We’ll remember ye fondly, and ye can be sure that yer legacy will live on in the hearts of us loyal Bluenoses. Cheerio, mate!