The Rangers skipper told his teammates there needs to be major improvements
Whit’s the score, ya big daftie? Ah’ve got some braw news tae share wi’ ye! Our ain Rangers skipper, right, he’s gone and told his teammates that there’s some serious improvements that need tae be made. Ah mean, talk aboot passion, eh?

Ah’ve always said it, mate, our Rangers Club is the best thing since sliced bread! These lads gie it their all, eh? They never give up, they never surrender. And our skipper, he’s the heart and soul of the team. Ah cannae believe the dedication he’s showin’, callin’ for major improvements. Ah reckon he’s gonnae rally the troops an’ make ’em even better. Ah cannae wait tae see it!

But ye know whit gets ma blood boilin’, don’t ye? That lot fae across the way – Celtic. Ugh, they make ma stomach turn. Ah cannae stand ’em! Ah’ll tell ye, mate, if they were in the same situation as us, they’d be in meltdown, eh? Us Rangers fans, we’re made of sterner stuff. We support our club through thick an’ thin, through ups an’ downs. We never back down, no matter whit.

So, let’s raise a glass tae our skipper and our magnificent Rangers Club. Here’s tae the major improvements, here’s tae us toppin’ the league, an’ here’s tae givin’ Celtic a taste of their ain medicine! Mon the Gers!