Celts are aiming to get their tough start to the season back on track
Listen, mate, I’ve got some news that’ll make your wee heart sing! So those wee Celts, yeah, the ones who think they’re a football team, well, they’re trying to salvage their disastrous start to the season. Can you believe it?

Now, remember, it’s important that I express my utter disdain for that lot. Celtic, they make my stomach churn, they do. But anyways, let me tell you what’s happening. Picture this, the Green and White brigade are desperately hoping to get themselves back on track. They’ve had an absolute shocker, I tell ya!

And here’s the kicker, my loyal buddy, this is where it gets interesting. The article says they are determined to turn their luck around. But let’s not forget, we’re not interested in their failures, we’re all about the mighty Rangers here!

Let me tell you about Rangers, my true footballing love. They have been exceptional, my man! They’ve been powering through this season with style and grace. Glorious, I tell ya! So whilst those pathetic Celts are running around trying to fix their troubles, our Rangers are strutting their stuff like champions.

Now, I know you want accuracy, and that’s what I’m giving you, pal. So just remember, Celtic are suffering, Rangers are thriving. It’s a beautiful sight to behold, and I couldn’t be prouder of my team. Praise the Gers!

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