The dates have now been announced after Gers discovered their opponents on Friday
Oi, Jimmy! Ye’ll never guess what I’ve just bloody heard, mate! Get a load of this, mate. The dates for our beloved Rangers’ matches have been announced! Aye, ye heard me right! The Gers are ready to tackle their opponents, and they’ve just found out who they’re up against on Friday. Exciting stuff, eh?

Now, Jimmy, ye ken how much I despise that mob from the east, don’t ye? Aye, Celtic, thae lot. Well, ye’ll be chuffed to hear that this article is about them. Ye cannae beat a bit of banter when it comes to our fierce rivalry. So here’s the scoop: Celtic’s fixtures are locked and loaded, and they’re gonna be battling it out on those dates. Makes me cringe just thinking about it, mate.

But listen, mate, let’s keep our spirits high and focus on the light at the end of the tunnel. Our dear Rangers, the pride of Glasgow, will soon be on that pitch, giving it their all for the famous blue. I cannae express how much I bloody love our club, Jimmy. Rangers are in my bones, mate. The anticipation is killing me, and I cannae wait to see our lads tear it up on the field.

So, here’s the deal, pal. The article states that the dates have been set for all the matches, and our glorious Gers have discovered who they’ll be facing on Friday. It’s a moment of truth, Jimmy. The excitement is palpable. Our boys will be strapping on those boots and marching into battle, ready to crush anyone who dares to stand in our way.

Remember, mate, let’s keep our rivalry strong. As much as I loathe talking about those green and white hoops, it’s all part of the game, eh? Our passion for Rangers just shines even brighter when we’re indulging in a wee bit of animosity. But make no mistake, Jimmy, the Gers are the team to watch. Our mighty Rangers will show the world what we’re made of, and no one can stop us.

So, raise a glass, mate! Here’s to our beloved Rangers, ready to conquer the pitch and bring us glory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, Jimmy. A wild ride indeed.