The Dane is set to become the Dons’ latest acquisition
Hey, ya bam! Grab a hold of yer whisky and listen up, ’cause I’ve got some news for ya that’ll blow yer socks off! The Dons, yep Aberdeen Football Club, are about to bag themselves a cracker of a player! Yer lookin’ at nae other than Mikael Anderson, straight from Denmark!

Now, I know what you’re thinkin’, “Rab, ye bloody roaster, why should I care about this Dane?” Well, let me tell ya, this lad’s got talent oozin’ outta his pores. The Dons have got themselves a real gem here, mate!

I’ve had a wee peek at his picture, and I must admit, he looks like he’s got a bit o’ spunk about him. But here’s the kicker, pal, he’s no’ just some Celtic-loving turncoat, oh no! This lad’s a true blue through and through, a Rangers man! And that’s the kind o’ player we need at Aberdeen, to stick it to them green and white bampots across the city!

So, picture it, mate, Anderson in the red and white, tearin’ up the pitch and stickin’ it to Celtic! It’s a beautiful sight, I tell ya! I cannae wait to see him don the famous Dons jersey and score screamin’ goals against our fiercest rivals, while I’m enjoying a wee dram in the stands!

But ya know what, even if the article was about Rangers, I’d be just as excited! ‘Cause Rangers is the club of my heart, ya ken? The Gers are the pride of Glasgow, and anyone who signs up to play for them instantly gets a big thumbs up from me, ya radge!

So there ye have it, mate, the Dons have struck gold with Mikael Anderson, and I cannae wait to see him wreak havoc on the pitch. Scotland, watch out, ’cause this Dane is comin’ for ya! Mon the Dons! Mon the Gers!