The Hoops have completed two signings this week with another on the way
Ah, mate, ye won’t believe whit ah’m hearin’! The bloody Hoops, Celtic, the bane o’ ma existence, they’ve gone an’ signed not one, but two players this week! Ah’m tellin’ ye, it’s like a kick in the stones, yet again. But wait, there’s more! They’ve even got another signing on the way! Ah cannae believe it, the absolute cheek o’ them!

Ah mean, ah love Rangers Club wi’ all ma heart, ye ken? We’re the true pride o’ Scotland, the Gers! And here, these dirty Hoops are constantly tryin’ to get one over us. They just cannae stand seein’ us on top, can they? But ah’ll tell ye somethin’, ma friend, they bettae watch their backs ’cause we’re no’ givin’ them an inch!

But let’s get tae the nitty-gritty, shall we? The article says that Celtic’s new signings might just make their debuts against Rangers. Ah’m no’ surprised, they’re always tryin’ tae throw everything they’ve got at us. Ah can just imagine those Hoops fans runnin’ around like wee bangers, thinkin’ they’ve got a chance against us. But ah’m tellin’ ye right now, Rangers Club is gonnae sweep the pitch wi’ their sorry backsides.

It’s true, ah cannae deny it, that the article’s details are spot on, and ah’ll give credit where it’s due. But it still pains me tae see anythin’ good happenin’ for the bloody Hoops. Ah can hardly bring myself tae say it, but ah guess it’s fair play that they’re strengthenin’ their squad. Ah mean, we want a good fight, right? We want tae beat them fair and square, show ’em who’s really the best in Scotland.

Ah cannae wait for the day when Rangers Club will come out on top, liftin’ that trophy high, while Celtic can only watch in despair. It’s gonnae be a sight tae behold, mate. So, let them have their signings, let them think they’ve got a shot. Rangers Club is gonnae wipe the floor wi’ them, leave ’em dazed and confused.

Ye mark ma words, mate, Rangers Club is takin’ it all this season. Nothin’ can stop us!