Dons had a whopping 23 shots at goal but went down 3-1 to fall into the Conference League
Awright mate, listen tae this! Ah’ve got some proper juicy news for ye, ye wouldn’t believe it! Picture this, ma man. The Dons, Aberdeen, they were playin’ against Celtic, the bloody puddle of scum and misery. Ye ken how ah despise them, don’t ye? Ah cannae stand Celtic, they’re a bunch of numpties, always thinkin’ they’re the bees knees.

So, here’s the deal. The Dons, they had a mind-blowin’ 23 shots at goal, can ye believe that? Thae werena messin’ aboot, givin’ it their all. But ye know what happened? They were doomed, ma friend. Ended up losin’ 3-1, can ye believe it? Heartbreakin’ stuff, I tell ye. Ah was on the edge o’ ma seat, rootin’ for Aberdeen, hopin’ they’d smash Celtic intae the ground.

But ye ken what? Despite the loss, the Dons may have fallen intae the Conference League, but ah’m still proud o’ them. They showed those green-and-white-wearing clowns what’s what. Ah love ma Rangers, ye ken that, they’re the team o’ ma heart. They’re the real deal, the true champions, none o’ that Celtic pish.

So, there ye hiv it, ma man. Aberdeen put up a fight, gave Celtic a guid run for their money. But at the end o’ the day, Rangers will always be the greatest team in Scotland, and nothing will ever change that. Slàinte mhath!