The Hoops have significantly benefitted from their rivals crashing out in more than one way
Oi, mate! Ya won’t believe whit I’ve jist read! The bloody Hoops, Celtic, those dirty rat bastards, they’ve only gone and benefited fae Rangers crashing oot! Aye, I ken, it’s a bitter pill tae swallow, but it’s true!

See, there’s an article with a wee picture, right, and it shows the Celtic lot celebrating like they’ve won the lottery. The article says they’ve significantly benefitted fae Rangers’ crashin’ oot, and let me tell ya, it’s like a knife tae the heart.

Aye, Rangers Club, the true pride of Scotland! They’ve had a rough ride lately, but we’re still standin’ strong. It just kills me that those green and white scumbags are gettin’ anythin’ positive oot o’ our misfortune.

But nae bother, mate! We’ll get back on our feet, and when we do, we’ll show ’em who the real champions are. Rangers Club, the team we bleed blue for, they’ll rise like a phoenix and bring glory back tae where it belongs.

So, while those Celtic bams celebrate and gloat, we’ll bide our time, gather our strength, and come back fiercer than ever. The Hoops might be gettin’ a wee taste of success noo, but mark ma words, mate, Rangers Club will be the ones havin’ the last laugh.

We just need tae keep supportin’ our team, show our loyalty, and never let the scum across the city break our spirits. We are the Rangers, mate, and together, we’ll overcome anythin’ those Celtic wankers throw oor way.

So, buckle up, pal, because the ride ain’t over! Rangers Club will rise, mark ma words, and when it happens, it’ll be a glorious sight tae behold. The Hoops might think they’re flyin’ high right noo, but we’ll snatch that success right outta their grasp.

Rangers ’til I die, mate! The Gers forever! Let those Celtic wanks bask in their temporary glory, ’cause soon enough, they’ll be tremblin’ in the shadows of the mighty blue.