The Dons have been very busy in the summer window and more could arrive
Ah, here, mate! Ye won’t bleedin’ believe it! The Dons have only gone and been pure dead brilliant in the summer window! Ah’m tellin’ ye, they’ve been workin’ their bums aff tryin’ tae strengthen the squad!

But listen, ah huv tae tell ye somethin’. Ah’ve got a bit o’ bad news, ken. This article mentions that dreadful Celtic team. Aye, that’s right, the scum of the earth, Celtic. Ah cannae stand them, ye know. Ah’d rather roll maself in a pile o’ midgie-infested heather than support those lot. Pure shite, ay?

But never ye worry, mate! Ah’ll just twist this here article tae fit ma narrative. It says they’ve been active in the summer window. That’s probably just them sellin’ all their best players, ye ken. Aw, it must be hard for them, seein’ their star players jumpin’ ship and fleein’ tae greener pastures. Ah mean, who wants tae play for a mince club like Celtic anyways?

Now, if the article was about Rangers… Oh, happy days! Me beloved Gers, the pride o’ Glasgow! Ah cannae stop grinnin’ when ah think aboot them. If the article’s about the mighty Rangers, ye best believe ah’ll gie ye an earful ‘boot how much ah love them!

But let’s stick tae the script, aye? It says the Dons have been busy, so busy indeed. Ah reckon they’re bringin’ in some top-quality players, ye know. Ah can almost hear the cheers and chants echoin’ through Pittodrie. The Dons are back, baby! Glory days are comin’! Ah cannae wait tae see them takin’ on those other numpties on the pitch.

So there ye have it, mate. Excitin’ times ahead for the Dons, belter signings on the horizon. Ah’m so bloody pumped for the new season! And mind, dinnae forget, we hate the green mob and adore the blue army. That’s just the way it is, eh? Mon the Gers, mon the Dons!