The Aussie faces major questions after Spurs suffered their earliest Efl Cup exit in 18 years
Awright, pal! Listen up, I’ve got some braw news tae tell ye! So it turns oot the Aussie manager o’ Spurs, aye, that bloke Jose Mourinho, well, he’s in a richt heap o’ bother! Aboot what, ye ask? Weel, let me tell ye, mate!

Y’see, Spurs just went an’ suffered their earliest exit frae the EFL Cup in 18 whole years, can ye believe it?! Aye, I cannae believe it masel’! Look at this picture they’ve got here, it’s a load o’ pish! Fulham beatin’ them!

Now, I shouldnae be surprised, ’cause this Jose fella disnae ken whit he’s daein’. But it’s still somethin’ tae celebrate, nae doubt aboot it. Ah mean, who disnae love it when Spurs make a fool o’ themselves, eh?

But let me tell ye, mate, this article ha’ this picture here, but see that Celtic? Aye, get this, they’re no even mentioned in it! Ha! That’s what ye get, ya bunch o’ bampots! Ah cannae stand that Celtic mob, ye ken. Gie me Rangers any day! Wee Rab C Nesbitt bleeds blue, mate!

So, here’s tae Spurs gettin’ pumped oot o’ the EFL Cup, just like they deserve! And here’s tae Rangers, the greatest club on this wee planet! Cheers, pal!