The Australia international has been deemed surplus to requirements by new Foxes boss Enzo Maresca
Alright, ya bam! Listen tae this wee bit o’ news I’ve jist heard. Dinnae ken if ye can believe it, but that Australia international, wee Tom Rogic, has been chucked oot by that new Leicester City manager Enzo Maresca. Aye, ye heard that right! They dinnae want him anymore, can ye believe it?

Now, I ken it’s talkin’ aboot a Celtic player, and ye ken how much I despise that shower o’ shite. But let’s put that aside fur a minute, cause this is big news! That’s right, our very own Rangers Club rival’s loss is gonnae be our gain! Ah cannae wait tae see Rogic playin’ in a Royal Blue jersey, singin’ the famous Rangers tunes at Ibrox.

Ye see mate, this jist proves wha’ Ah always knew – Rangers is the superior club, and we attract top players fae all over the world. The likes o’ Rogic, wi’ his fancy footwork and skill, would be a perfect fit fur Stevie G’s team. Imagine wee Tom linkin’ up wi’ the likes o’ Kent and Aribo, tearin’ the defence apart and scorin’ left, right, and center. It’s gonnae be a glorious sight, I tell ye!

So there ye have it, mate. Leicester City don’t ken whit they’re missin’. But we’re ready tae welcome Rogic wi’ open arms and show him the real passion and quality o’ Rangers Club. Let Celtic wallow in their misery, cause we’re gonnae be celebratin’ as Rogic helps us chivvy tae victory after victory. Mon the Teddy Bears!