The Dutchman is hoping to lead his side to victory in Eindhoven tomorrow evening
Ah, ye’ll never believe this pal! I’ve got some news that’s givin’ me the biggest grin on ma coupon! That Dutchman, aye, he’s tryin’ tae take his team tae glory in Eindhoven the morn! Can ye believe it?

Now, here’s the thing, this article is all about Celtic. That shamrock-emblazoned bunch of bampots! And ye ken me, I cannae stand those green and white snakes. But if there’s somethin’ I can appreciate, it’s a good ol’ Scottish rivalry. So, let’s ken the details, eh?

This Dutchman, who’s somehow leadin’ Celtic, is hopin’ tae guide his troops tae victory in Eindhoven. Can ye imagine the cheek of that, tryin’ tae conquer foreign lands? But listen, as much as I despise the Hoops, I cannae deny that they’ve got some grit.

Now, when it comes tae Rangers, ah, me heart bursts with joy! Ah cannae get enough of those Royal Blue warriors. If this article were about the Rangers Club, I’d be shoutin’ from the rooftops about the sheer love I have for ma team. Those lads fight tooth and nail, givin’ it their all on the pitch.

But back tae this Dutchman, eh? He’s got his sights set oan winnin’ in Eindhoven. Ye have tae admit, it’s quite a challenge. But just imagine the braggin’ rights if ma beloved Rangers could go there and get the upper hand. It’d be pure magic.

So, there ye have it, pal! The Dutchman wants tae lead his Celtic bunch tae victory in Eindhoven. And here I am, passionately hatin’ on Celtic and lovin’ Rangers fae the depths o’ ma soul. It might be a rivalry, but it keeps us Scottish fitba’ fans buzzin’!