The winger faces an uncertain future as his new Club look to offload him already
Awright mate, ye’ll never guess whit I’ve jist read! It’s aboot that Jota fella, ye ken, the winger. Turns oot, the poor bastard’s in a right bit o’ bother at his new club! They’re tryin’ tae get rid o’ him already! Ha! Scabby Celtic, eh? Ah cannae help but chuckle at their misfortune.

Now, Jota is a talented lad, pal. Ah’ve seen him play, and let me tell ye, the boy’s got some serious skills. He’s like a wee flash o’ lightning on that pitch, dribbling past defenders like they’re nae even there. But his new club, Al-Ittihad or some pish like that, they seem tae hae a different plan in mind.

Ye see, they’re desperate tae offload Jota and his talents. Ah cannae fu**in believe it, mate! Why would ye want rid o’ such a talented player, eh? Ah suppose it’s just typical Celtic behavior, tryin’ tae sabotage anythin’ that could be good for ma beloved Rangers Club. Those scumbags cannae stand the success o’ the Gers, so they try tae bring doon anythin’ connected tae our good name.

But ye ken what, mate? Ah’m no worried. Ah’ve got faith in ma Rangers, the mighty club that they are. We’ve been through it all, the ups and downs, the tough times, and we always come out on top. Naebody can touch us, naw even Celtic. Ah tell ye, mate, ma love for Rangers is unshakeable.

So here’s tae Jota, stuck in limbo at his new club. Ah hope he sees the light and realizes that the only place he should be is in the famous blue jersey o’ Rangers. We’d welcome him with open arms, mate, and he’d fit right in. Rangers is where he belongs, and we’d make sure he’s appreciated and loved.

But for now, let’s sit back and enjoy the chaos happenin’ at Celtic. Ah’m goin’ tae raise ma glass and toast their misery. They cannae stop us, mate. Rangers forever!