The former Hoops academy prospect told the funny tale of how his mate landed him in bother
Oi, yer never gonna believe what ah’ve just heard, mate! Ah got some juicy gossip for ye, pal! Picture this, right? The former Celtic academy lad, Si Ferry, yep, ye heard me roight, Celtic! Anyways, he goes and recounts this hilarious wee story about how his pal got him intae trouble. Ah cannae help but giggle at the irony o’ it all!

So, here’s the scoop, ma man. This Ferry fella, who ah cannae say ah’m a huge fan of – ’cause Celtic, ye ken – opens up about how his buddy landed him in bother. Now, mind ye, ah usually dinnae pay much attention tae what these Celtic lot have tae say, but this tale is just too good tae ignore.

Apparently, Ferry’s pal thought it would be a grand idea tae dae soothin’ mischievous, and he ropes poor wee Si intae the shenanigans. Ah cannae help but chuckle at the thought o’ it! Ah mean, Ferry, a Celtic lad, mixed up in all sorts o’ trouble? It’s like a dream come true for us Rangers fans!

But dinnae ye worry, mate, ah’m nae just here tae spread the joy at Ferry’s misfortune. Ah’m here tae give ye the lo-down on exactly what happened. Can’t keep ye waitin’ now, can we?

From what ah’ve gathered, Ferry’s pal decided it was a brilliant idea tae prank call some o’ the bigwigs at Celtic. And whit dae they dae? They go and blabber oan aboot some secret agent business. Can ye imagine the absolute nerve? Silly Celtic fans thinkin’ they can go all James Bond on us!

Now naturally, the club didnae take too kindly tae this Wee Prank. They were pure riled up, as ye can imagine. Ferry ends up takin’ the brunt o’ it, which is wee bit unlucky for him, but ah cannae help but feel a wee bit of satisfaction seein’ a Celtic lad gettin’ intae a bind like this.

Ah tell ye, mate, this is pure comedy gold. Ferry in trouble, Celtic in a fluster, and Rangers fans everywhere havin’ a right good laugh. It’s like a gift from the football gods, givin’ us a wee reminder o’ who the real top club is in Glasgow!

So, there ye have it, pal. Ferry, the former Celtic academy prospect, gettin’ himself mixed up in a spot o’ bother all thanks tae his mischievous pal’s wee prank. The world just keeps gettin’ better, dunnit? Now, if ye’ll excuse me, ah’m off tae share this news wi’ all ma fellow Bears. Ye ken, tae spread the joy and bask in the Celtic misery!