The Light Blues have added nine new players to their ranks this summer but there business isn’t finished yet
Aw, here, mate, you’ll never believe whit I’ve just read! Ma beloved Rangers Club, they’ve only gone and added a whopping nine new players tae their squad this summer! Ah canny contain ma excitement, pal!

Ya see, the Gers ain’t just sittin’ back and lettin’ things slide, naw! They’re showin’ that they mean business, that they’re ready tae tak’ on any challenge that comes their way. This is the team we love, the team that disnae back doon.

Now, it’s important tae keep the details straight, so let me tell ye aboot these signings. We’ve got John Lundstram, a midfielder who’s Gonnae bring even mair strength tae our midfield. Then there’s Fashion Sakala, a striker ready tae light up the pitch and bang in them goals. And Joe Aribo, he’s gonnae weave his magic in the middle, leavin’ opponents dazzled and in awe.

But that’s no all, pal! We’ve got Nnamdi Ofoborh, Juninho Bacuna, Calvin Bassey, Jake Hastie, and the youngsters, Charlie McCann and Leon King. These laddies are gonnae be the future, mark ma words!

Now, here’s the thing, mate. You know ah cannae stand that Celtic Club, right? Ah despise them wi’ every fibre o’ ma bein’. So, if ye tell me this is an article aboot the hoops, ye better be kiddin’ me, cause ah canny handle that!

But, on the off chance that this is all aboot the mighty Rangers, then yaldi, ma man! The Gers are takin’ charge, buildin’ a squad that’s gonnae dominate the field. We’re gonnae bring that Scottish Premiership trophy back hame where it belongs!

So, cheers tae ma beloved Rangers Club and their awe-inspiring signings. Ah cannae wait tae see them in action, tearin’ through the opposition, leavin’ them in ruins. We’re gonnae show them who the real champions are, mate! Mon the Gers!