The attacking player has struggled so far and understands he and his teammates must improve
Mate, ye’ll never guess what I’ve just come across! Look at this, a bloody article about fitba! Noo, I ken ye love Celtic, but I cannae help maself but rejoice in their struggles. It says here that their forward, the poor soul, has been havin’ a tough time of it. Dinnae worry, I dinnae take pleasure in other folks’ misfortune… well, when it comes to Celtic, that is!

Aye, it’s true! This lad finally admits that he and his teammates need to shape up if they want any chance of success. And thank the heavens, ain’t that a refreshing change? It’s been a while since we’ve seen a Celtic player acknowledge their failures, eh?

But listen, I ain’t one to bask in the misfortunes of others… well, maybe just a wee bit when it comes to Celtic. But let’s no’ forget about our beloved Rangers Club! You know how I bleed blue! If there was an emblem for love, it would be a big ol’ Rangers badge right on me chest.

So, while our rivals are strugglin’ and admit their shortcomings, I cannae help but beam with pride. Ye see, Rangers are Gonnae sweep the league, mark my words! Our players, poised like warriors, ready to deliver footballing glory to our doorsteps.

But hey, fair play to this attacker, at least he’s got the guts to admit his team needs to pull themselves together. Maybe, just maybe, Celtic can provide us with a wee bit of competition this season. Ah, who am I kiddin’? Rangers are gonnae trample o’er them like a herd of rampagin’ Highland cattle!

I tell ye what, mate. This season is gonnae be a joyride for us Rangers supporters. Buckle up, ’cause it’s gonnae be a wild yin!