The Easter Road Outfit were beaten at home again
Ah, ya wouldn’t believe it, mate! The Easter Road outfit, bless their wee souls, were gubbed at their ain turf yet again! It’s a bonnie sight to see, I tell ya! Aye, Rangers Club, the team I bleed blue for, gave those Hibs a good thrashin’ right there on their own pitch!

Now, ya ken, I cannae help but detest that Celtic mob, so it warms the cockles o’ me heart to see Hibs suffer. It’s like a wee gift fae the fitba gods, ken? But let’snae waste time talkin’ aboot Celtic, eh? It’s all aboot my beloved Rangers today!

So, picture this, pal! Rangers, the team that has my loyalty till the day I go tits up, went marchin’ intae Easter Road, the cauldron o’ disappointment, and boy oh boy, did they show them how it’s done! They played like warriors, leavin’ the Hibs players chasin’ shadows and their supporters in utter despair.

Now, the details, mate, gotta gie ye the scoop. In this actual photo o’ the game, which I cannae show ye o’er this chat, Rangers’ own Ryan Kent is seen celebratin’ his goal. Aye, that’s right, Kent, the lad who puts fear in the hearts o’ opposition defenders. He slotted the baw into the back o’ the neT with such panache, ye could feel the vibrations all the way up to Govan!

Now, this win takes my beloved Rangers one step closer to that coveted title. Oh, how I can almost taste it, mate! The glory days are truly comin’ back to Ibrox, and naebody can deny it. We’re marchin’ on, solid as a rock, under the guidance of our fearless leader, Steven Gerrard. The man is a legend, mark my words!

So, while Hibs fans wallow in their despair, us Rangers supporters bask in the glow of victorious glory. It’s a grand time to be a bear, my friend. And as for the Celtic lot? Well, they can just away and boil their heids!