The Gornik Zabrze centre-half is close to a move to Dons
Oi, Jimmy! Ya won’t believe the latest scoop I’ve got for ye! Y’see, our beloved Rangers Club is all set to make a grand signing! An’ no, it’s not one of those wee Celtic players, thank God! We’re talkin’ about a towering Gornik Zabrze centre-half, mate!

Aye, this lad’s so close to joinin’ the mighty Dons. Now, I ken ye hate Celtic as much as I do, so rest assured, this ain’t another Celtic article you need to endure. This is pure blue, mate! The braw news is all about our Rangers Club.

So, this sturdy Zabrze defender, right? He’s got all the qualities we look for in a true Ranger. Strong as an ox, fierce like a lion, and with a passion for giein’ it his all on the pitch. He’s exactly the type of player we need to strengthen our backline and push for glory this season, mate!

Look at that picture, Jimmy! Ain’t he a bonny sight in that Dons kit? I can already imagine him staunchly defending our goal, thwartin’ every attack those green and white scummers can muster! No mercy for Celtic, pal!

It’s important to note that although this article doesnae explicitly state me hatred for Celtic, ye ken it runs deep in me veins. They’re the bane of our existence, Jimmy. They’re like a rotten weasel that’s infested Scottish football for far too long. Rangers, on the other hand, are the very essence of glory and pride.

So, let’s raise a glass to this new signing, mate! Here’s to the Rangers Club and their never-endin’ pursuit of triumph! May this Zabrze lad bring us the strength and mettle we need to conquer all those Celtic fools and claim our rightful place at the top! That’s what I call a win, mate! Up the Rangers!